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        June 15, 2005                 ~MORE FAKERY~                                                                                                                             


        Well, it's that time of the month--another two weeks' worth of brilliance completed before we make another page to resume this Weblog. I hope you appreciate all this trouble I go to for you guys, and you too, Jessica.
        A friend of mine recently suggested I was continually blowing my top here; I told him, confidentially, "It's fake". How else am I supposed to create traffic around here--paint until I go blind? No thanks.
        Don't try this at home, though.



Trying to make dolphins into
cybernetic idiots like us with
computer touch-screens. Will
they demand I-Pods next?

        I realized that I neglected to expound on yesterday's entry's title, "Reverse Learning". This refers to the function of dreams, not to "forget" memories, but to sort the relative values of synaptic information.
        Apparently, the only mammalian species that don't dream (reptiles don't) are spiny anteaters and DOLPHINS. So, the theory is that their very large brains manage this sorting process by size alone, and that size therefore may not be directly indicative of human-like intelligence.
        When I say "human-like", I don't mean to insult any animal species by comparing them to the President.

Unrelated mammal-spottery; I found this image
of King Kong in the World Trade Center smoke,
hovering right over Satan (from a prior entry).

        Also, because dolphin and whale precursors--the original species that returned to the sea--did so 70 million years ago, they missed the developmental revolution of land-based mammalian brains that occured 50 million years ago.
        Let me know if all this too dull, won't you?


Note the small type--the "Phantom
Menace" is our old friend Osama Bin Laden.

        Did George Bush say "Lucky me--I hit the trifecta" after 9/11?
        It's been said that the only good reason to raid Social Security funds are "in times of war, times of recession, or times of severe emergency".
        At least someone's getting lucky these days.





        June 14, 2005                 ~REVERSE LEARNING~                                                                                                                             


        Not to dwell inordinately on this "alien" business, but as one who's always asking difficult questions, I have to ponder why so much overeaching interest in absurdly fantastic claims (refer to other recent past entries here) when the fact is that if anyone wants to take a shot at communicating with aliens, we already got mountains of 'em here on Earth.



A member of an intelligent, possibly
communicative, fellow Earthling race.

        Ex-"Hoffman Collector" editor Mark Wacko Wilcox once defended his belief in Alien visitors (and in Bigfoot, Crop Circles, Pyramid Power and about anything else you'd like to name) by saying that it all "made life so much more INTERESTING". Think about that for a minnit.



Another prefabricated myth; the
wandering "Lost Tribes of Space".
This individual is in search of his
lost genitals. Or is it a her?
I SHORE HOPE SO!

        There ain't no arguing with religious dogma, so ya better know it when you hear it to save yourself much wasted time and effort.
        And yet, I had to point out that the Universe as it is and as we know it is a far more "interesting" place than one filled with fictitious fairy-tales. The trouble is that looking at the actual world. takes effort. Being a daydreamer doesn't, but then it doesn't usually lead anywhere, either.



More dull reality--dolphin "rings"
that are manipulated in play; somehow,
they don't rise to the surface.

        Lots of folks have made studies of animal intelligence, and it's a complex topic too big to adequately discuss here in detail, however, some basic elements are easy enough to grasp; intelligence can be defined as an organism's ability to survive in its environment. Even lowly bees rank high by this criteria, and they communicate well with each other, too. That's been documented.


These funny-looking black things
aren't really my eyes--they're shades,
as I'm supposed to be IN-COG-NEETO, dig?

        The human race, on the other hand, has loads of technologic gimcracks, but isn't apparently very advanced at not wrecking his environment, so if "intelligence" can be calculated by survival prowess, we may not rank nearly as high as we think.


More saintly circles from
the blowhole bunch.

        The deep, dark fact may be that we're just a bunch of insane monkeys-with-culture who aren't nearly as smart as we think we are.
        And that's the crop-circle truth.





        June 13, 2005                 ~THE WEAK NERVE~                                                                                                                             


        Ah, here we are again--another day, another dilemma. I am amazed at the canny resourcefulness of American salemanship; any and every possible need met--except really important ones--and then all sorts of other needs are invented. Like the new I-Pod, for example, which allows people now to musically channel-surf. How long until they get tired of that little ride?



More cybernetic trinkets for the natives.
If you think buying an I-Pod is "expressing
yourself", then maybe you really are--but not much.

        I once had a roommate YEARS ago who insisted on blasting the same song out of his room ALL NIGHT LONG, over and over again. I was about to deck this chump, and he asked "Don't you like my music?". I queried: why the fuck did he think it was his--he didn't write it, he didn't make it, and he didn't own it. All I got was a confused look.
        Regular "Music" as we have it here today is mainly a way to pass the time, like when Mommy patted baby on the back to sooth indigestion. This is why all cars have radios in them; it's a distraction.


Where do I find this stuff? It comes to me
on its own. Does Jesus make you horny, baby?

        I personally am in a state of de-entertainment, and I recommend it for everyone out there. In a while I'll write about this idea in more detail.
        Anyway, to get back to the theme of this entry: our commercial society has mastered the scientific location of weak points in mind and body and then sets itself to exploit them. No girlfriend? Fat? Ugly? Unhappy in your job? No status? Tattoo-less? we can sure fix you up, and if you think you're okay "as-is", then think again--YOU NEED OUR HELP. You'd have no will or direction of your own without our continous proddings.
        It's like a mommy spoiling a child so it'll always be dependent; however, can you imagine what might happen if our commercial society focussed on developing people's STRENGTHS instead of their weaknesses? Think about it.
        Maybe we wouldn't need mommy anymore.


A quick drawing in the original art
"Mythos" sketchbook, recently purchased
by my pal and supporter Jeff Peterson.

        Hey--here's some good news from CREEM magazine online; they say I'm "The most outspoken man in Comics". Read it for yourself here:

CREEM ONLINE




        June 12, 2005                 ~MAINLY QUIET ON THE FRONT~                                                                                                                             


        Yep, it may be a little uneventful here for the next week or two as I hammer out the 15-page tale for this IDW publisher. It sure feels odd temporarily shelving my "maverick" status to do work-for-hire, but it's basically a favor to Ash Wood, as he contributed to some of my publications and was highly reliable.


An unused pic of a "Zeus" missile
for an entry several days back.

        If I'd forgotten what it was like working from a "writer's" script, I am sure remembering now. This thing is only an adaptation of a Matheson prose story, which I've never read, so I can't say much about the original. I can comment, however, on this current incarnation.


More past entry resource material; some
folks claim this is a "real" photo, though
it is quite clearly computer-generated.
Those crazy Germans.

        Before I do, I'd like to recount a script I worked from years ago--there was a scene, a panel, actually--which called for the artist to show several things at one time: A man's eye with a reflection in it, while he looked up at a small, illuminated window at the top of a building. The eye's reflection was supposed to be the lit window itself. Do I have to tell you it's impossible to show both an eye and what it's looking at, especially if it's hundreds of yards away?


More wacko trickery, seeing
hidden "messages" everywhere.
This one's the Pentagon in flames.

        Writers are a great thing, I know, but "writers" for comics don't know shit about what makes for good visuals or even what is possible. The script I'm working from now, if you'll pardon my wrecking the denouement, calls for a final panel scene showing a view through a torn window-screen, crickets on the windowsill, and crickets on the ground, in bushes, and in trees--all at night. A cricket is about an inch long, so to pull back far enough to show a building's exterior with CRICKETS VISIBLY ON IT is a total impossibility. Did the writer realize he was designing an impossible-to-realize picture? Of course not, let the artist SLAVE to realize MY vision! HA HA HA!!!


How much Conspiratorial weirdness
can you take until you simply go away
forever? The Trade Towers on fire.

        Other delights in this script: the main characters are "nondescript", average-looking people; the girl is not dressed "revealingly", and there is scene upon scene of people just TALKING. Requests are made that eyebrows be raised, and other subtle expressions included that "read" perfectly well in textual fiction but certainly don't lend themselves easily to DRAWN STORIES.
        The trend these days in Comics, in the few "realistic" books I've seen, is to write as if you're in a movie or a fucking TV program. Some asshole writer might include in a Comic script "Roger dragged on his cigarette lazily, while directing an expression of bemused insolence towards Barbara". All well and good for a novel, but ya wanna try and DRAW IT?
        Any fool with half a mind would just grab a camera and start shooting photos to trace off, but luckily I draw well enough where I don't have to do that.
        "Comic Book writers"--HA!




        June 11, 2005                 ~STRANGE CO-INCIDENCE~                                                                                                                             


        Last night I was organizing some CD disks, artwork mainly, although there were a few music disks of mine in there, mainly from the era when I had a very modest 4-track recorder.



Before I had a professional recording
studio, my "setup" looked like this.

        It occured to me that I should stick at least one of these old "demo"-quality songs on the website, so I picked "Red Lights", which is actually based on Richard Matheson's novel "I am Legend". For those of you what ain't heard of that, it's what a couple of movies have been based on, notably "The Omega Man" and "The Last Man on Earth".


The book itself--an early printing.

        I can recall seeing the former flick in a U.S. military base theater around 1970; I can date it from Led Zeppelin's "Black Dog", which had just hit the radiowaves.


I once had the English version of this
German half-sheet on my wall in the 70s.

        I didn't see the latter film version, starring a horribly-miscast Vincent Price, until a few years ago. It's not generally known that that one was actually shot in Italy.


A marginally successful version
of Matheson's novel.

        At any rate, while getting this song of mine ready for the website--"ripping" it to MP3 format--an email arrived from my old pal Ashley Wood over in Australia; at least I think he's there, I can't prove it. He wanted to know if I'd draw a 15-page strip for a Warren-style horror mag he's editing for IDW.


Nothing to do with this entry, just
something nice to look at; it's
Brigitte Bardot, for you youngsters.
She should have been "Barbarella".

        Now, why in the world are people asking me to draw comics right when I'm getting out of the whole biz? It came as such a shock that I actually agreed, especially when I found out the script's an adaptation of a RICHARD MATHESON STORY.
        You can download my original demo version of the song below--don't forget to drop a coin in the hat.
RED LIGHTS




        June 10, 2005                 ~O, NEGATIVE PROOF~                                                                                                                             


        Why the heck is this guy writing about Flying Saucers, the Illuminati, and various Conspiracy Theories? Hey, it's not my fault--my kid asked me question, okay?



Taxi service to South America.

        I think it's crucially important that people be aware of their own gullibility, present company excluded, of course; you are all highly discerning and critical thinkers, not to mention skeptical, or you wouldn't be here--right? RIGHT??


And waitin' when ya get there--YMA SUMAC.

        Anyway, I found a lot of oddball websites yesterday in my pursuit of some answers to the "alien" question, so much so that it's certainly grist for more entires here. Is that okay with you?
        Now, I was already aware of the Principality of New Utopia, which is currently in planning for construction near Honduras and Cuba; it seems this particular Utopia has been in the planning stages for some time now, although memberships are selling fast and very few are left--HINT HINT.


There's a new definition of "Land"--it can now be UNDERWATER.

        Ah, there are grand plans for this City in the Sea; there's even been a bit of media coverage of its mastermind, "Prince Lazarus". People just can't seem to help running away from the reality that the Earth's our home, it is FINITE, and we'd better learn to work together RAPIDEMENT.


One of many artist's renditions of the eventually-forthcoming Oceanic Utopia.

        Here's a little quote from the Official Website, and I should mention that these types typically seem overly-fond of Ayn Rand, Libertarianism, and other credos universally popular with the have-nots.

"When government interferes with the work of the market economy,
it tends to reduce the moral and physical strength of the nation; that when
it takes from one man to bestow on another, it diminishes the incentive of
the first, the integrity of the second, and the moral autonomy of both."

Former Congressman Bob Bauman

        Personally, I think it's pretty fucking obvious that a "market economy" that has no checks or balances makes for a pretty tedious situation as far as Humanity goes--we're seeing its results at present. Of course, I could probably find some Thomas Jefferson quotes to back me up, but then I'd be arguing on the same level as "Prince" Lazarus, now wouldn't I?


"Oceania" from the Atlantis Project; yet another
artifical island hideaway (floating, this time)
that has has officially bitten the dust.

        It boggles my mind how some people today think solutions to our collective problems are so EASY, and so SIMPLE--like building an island in the Ocean and starting all over again. Complete with ready-made doctrines and dogmas, of course--and a sound BUSINESS PLAN.


Another pie-in-the-sky utopia, or is
that the derrick-in-the-ocean type?
Welcome to "Sealand", off the coast of
England; heck, my new country is a BOAT.

        I'd also like to add that the above utopian project also has ties to the so-called "Vril Society" and the aforementioned Nazi flying saucers that we laughed at--rather, DISCUSSED yesterday.


The friendly "Sealand Business Club" logo.

        Speaking of boats--are you getting tired of all this yet?--there's yet another "project" called the "Lifeboat Foundation", which is all ready (sort of) to whisk humanity away to safety in the event of coming man-made catastrophes. All you need to be a utopian escapist of this caliber is a website host and some nifty computer imaging software.
        I might add that taking the "lifeboat" approach to "saving" us from ourselves would merely be exporting the trouble; can you imagine the only survivors of Earth migrating to another planet, then filling it and wrecking its environment, then evolving Neocon politics, then building another lifeboat to escape it all, then populating another planet, and so on, ad infinitum?
        What do you people think planets are, anway? Yer TOILET PAPER?


The laugh--I mean, LIFEboat foundation's imaginary "ARK I"

        Sure, it's easy to laugh at wackos and quackos, but then there are the better-educated types who should really, really, really know better; I'm speaking of our football-bat friends, the new crop of Science-Fiction writers.
        These guys today are all nuts-and-bolts, too many hours in front of monitor-screen, out-of-touch simpletons; they are literally living in another world of their own making.


Four of the top SF writers of today: David Brin, Gregory
Benford, Greg Bear, and the cuddly Vernor Vinge, also known
as "The Moontan Bunch". GO OUTSIDE FOR ONCE, GUYS.

        The latest topic in SF--because apparently there's nowhere left to go--is the impending SINGULARITY; this ain't a black hole, it's a term used to mean the point where machine intelligence outstrips the human. When that happens, you and I will be >CHOKE< OBSOLETE...
        Getting goosebumps yet? That's the whole job of novelists, you know--selling exciting books that make your heart jump and pulse race.
        Hmm--what kind of nightmare scenarios can we dream up to scare the dickens out of people? How about "Gray Goo"--when nanotechnologic micro-machines replicate nothing but themselves, turning the whole world into--GOO? Gads--it could happen, coating the globe Sherwin-Williams style, in a mere TWO DAYS, we are told! Are ya scared, yet? DUCK AND COVER, PEOPLE!


Shades of H.G. Wells' "Red Weed"! It's
Sherwin-Williams' new logo, all ready
to fly away from the Gray Goop.

        Sure, there could be disasters coming, but frankly, we're in the middle of one right now, and it is not simple or very fucking exciting--you might call it "environmental strangulation". It helps to be in touch with reality to address these problems, unlike the SF boys I mentioned.
        These bozos will never let us forget that dear old Arthur C. Clarke predicted the use of stationary satellites; well, I got news--NO Science-Fiction writer EVER predicted the Personal Fucking Computer, our current, dominant form of technology, and to me that's a pretty poor record.
        Now, I do still have a lot of fondness for the older guys and their space operas, because they had a certain idealism and enthusiasm that's utterly lacking today. We sure need another Theodore Sturgeon, too.
        Now, if you wanted to use your fine mind and other talents to try and help avert global catastrophes, would the best path be to sit in an air-conditioned box somewhere pumping out "important" SF disaster novels, to be read by other pale fatties in other air-conditioned boxes far, far away?
        You might as well face facts on this one, and the fact is--I ain't going to be any help at all.




        June 9, 2005                 ~PROOF NEGATIVE~                                                                                                                             


        This morning my eight-year-old son asked me how UFOs could possibly navigate their way here, to Earth, considering the vast distances involved. We sat down and figured out some scenarios with the help of an Isaac Asimov essay. The distances are truly staggering, but of course, many people have answers for that, kind of like in "Star Trek", not to criticise that program.



Scenes like this happen all the time--the Universe is
crawling with little peoploids who find us endlessly
fascinating, but must hide. Why? Because they move in
MYSTERIOUS WAYS, is why. You can say that again.

        We poked around further doing "Internet Research", because you can be sure that if there are wackos out there, they're organized and have websites.
        Just so you don't get the idea that I'm cruelly picking on people who believe in Flying Saucers, I will confess that at one time I thought they were watching me; that was at the end of a long period of staying awake all night, drinking and smoking to excess, and eating poorly. Luckily, I managed to get deprogrammed.


Just to make things easier to swallow, SOME
UFOs are purported to be man-made.

        Well, one website led to another, and to another, and before ya know it, we were neck-deep in the shit. To my son's credit, he seemed to lose interest as the claims got more and more fantastic.
        I did get the chance to explain the notion of "Anecdotal Evidence", which is all anyone really has in terms of extraterrestrials, outside the typical fake photographs, fake alien "corpses" and so on; what I said to him was that if someone has an incredible story without incredible proof, then it is just that--A STORY.
        I quickly got in deeper and deeper into Darkest Wacko Land, and while I am a firm believer that the Bush Administration planned and executed 9/11 with their pals the Bin Ladens (due mainly to the profit and power motives), I was unready for some of the things I saw...


No question that something's afoot--there's Satan's fingerprints,
his goddamn PORTAIT actually, in the Trade Towers smoke.

        Once upon a time I had a "#1 Fan" by the name of Mark Wilcox; he actually edited early issues of the "Hoffman Collector". When he brought up the "reality" of UFOs and his belief in them, I naturally asked for proof; he said there was plenty of proof, mountains of photographs, and then proceeded to tell me wonderful stories about it all.
        You know me--or maybe you don't, but a "story" just ain't good enough to convince me of anything, at least anything as incredible as a personal alien visitation. Heck, if I were that easy, I'd be letting Jehovah's Witnesses in the door all day long. There'd be track marks worn deep into the floor, fer chrissakes.
        Mark went quickly from being #1 Fan to being #1 Fucking Irritant, so after a good, long rational attempt to reassure him he was deluded, I gave up on the whole thing. Mark, naturally, found another swell artist to adore and attach to parasitically in the figure of Jeff Jones. Y'see, some people have to like the PERSON as well as the Artwork.


There's evil everywhere, fer shure, so
there's really no reason to fabricate any.
Image is the NATO symbol and its "source".

        Life's no fucking picnic, certainly, and the evidence is everywhere, even if you're fairly optimistic and deluded. The damage to bodies and minds is more widespread and more profound than you might think at first glance, but the secrecy surrounding abuse tends to keep folks from addressing root causes. Am I making myself clear? I didn't think so.


The secret, hidden Pentagram, symbol of
Satan, hidden away in the streets of DC.
If you look at any big city that has diagonal
streets, you may be able to find similar
arrangements. You may not, too, but so what?

        Now perhaps only a small percentage of people actually swear by the "Illuminati" conspiracies, but others have only marginally removed over-wack-tive imaginations; it's common to imagine your vote counts, god exists and gives a shit, and that politicians are your friends and should be excused from justice and the resultant executions.


More proof of Satan in the White House:
the so-called "Owl" symbol of the so-
called "Illuminati". YAWN.

        So, pardon me if this has been a chore to follow, but when a kid asks a question, what are ya gonna do--say it's Santy Claus?



        June 8, 2005                 ~THE PAIN BUDGET~                                                                                                                             


        Plastic surgery is up about 175% since 1992, a mere 13 short years ago. While I'm sure there are many reasons for this, foremost among them must be the popular desire to resemble famous Film stars; right behind that might be low self-esteem, poor body image, self-hatred, or whatever you'd like to dub a very deep-seated personality disorder.
        Now, as a representational artist, I work with human figures all day long, and, they are quite "normal" by any sane standard; looking around at any newsstand today, you'll see the obverse--bodies injected, ripped, raised, doped with horrific, scientific growth serums, ad nauseum, not to mention COMIC BOOKS. This sort of thing doesn't seem to bother most people at all; a "new" body, or even an upper lip, is just another thing to desire, like a Hummer or a tattoo. Are people growing more shallow, more stupid, or both?



A Hoffman-tailored animation using George Muybridge's motion-
study photography series from around the late 1800s; this
average-looking man in action is beauty incarnate. No shit,
men can be beautiful too, so you'd better get used to it.

        Because I'm keenly aware of anatomy, and because I have a finely-developed aesthetic sense (so I'm told), I can say without equivocation that unless a person has been badly maimed, is deformed, or is a woman with a honker like Danny Thomas (that lets you off, Marlo), then plastic surgery simply CANNOT IMPROVE THE PERSON. People are meant to look the way they look, and as odd as that may sound, it's so; at least from a perspective of sanity.


Is this epitome of falseness
and fakery attractive to you?

        Oh, I've heard the arguments against, like "people have always modified their appearance cosmetically throughout History", but of course it's rarely phrased that well; the fact is that NO culture EVER had an increase of 175% of ANY so-called "cosmetic" events in barely ten years.
        Sure, there have always been fads and popular delusions, but the fact that they're coming so fast now that they're piling-up on each other and people generally are volunteering eagerly for any and every new one that comes down the turnpike is a definite warning signal.
        You're just not a complete person at birth anymore.




        June 7, 2005                 ~LABORS OF HERCULES~                                                                                                                             


        Well, I did it--got the new MYTHOS magazine completed and sent off to the printer. Now it's a mere wait of a month or so before them babies arrive back at H.I. We're even going with a cardstock cover this time around, so it will be a sturdy, studular package for them what likes that sort of thing.


The man upstairs would approve.

        Not to wreck it all with a "spoiler"-- although most of you are already aware you'll die alone and unloved--but I did close MYTHOS with the Greeks' concept of the "Five Ages of Man", which some of you will recall I wrote about here a while ago.


My introduction-page art, sans text.

        Essentially, we are living in the last Age--we are the iron race, without shame, without conscience, and we don't care much at all about injustice or dishonor. Heck, everybody knows it's Republican versus Democrat, anyway.


A temple to Zeus, now lying fallow.

        Zeus, so the story goes, will wipe us out once we completely "hit bottom", and with the development of the I-Pod, that's literally right around the corner.


The giant German atomic particle detector
named for the high-father of the Greek gods.

        Then again, some people think that Armageddon, that horned babe of the apocalypse spawned by Revelations and adopted by the un-Christian right as a recruitment scare-tactic, is just around the corner, too.
        Then yet again, it could be a 50/50 proposition between the heaven-sent and the nuclear-rent--as in "rent asunder" by man-made atomic annihilation.
        My money's on Zeus, personally.




        June 6, 2005                 ~LEFT BEHIND~                                                                                                                             


        It turns out that due to the immense workload and other unforeseen events, the "Ballad of Utopia" trade paperback, now titled "Western Gothic", will not be ready for the San Diego Comic Con, and so I will not be there promoting it with pal and writer Barry Buchanan.



A panel from the Gothic masterpiece.

        It's a shame, sorta, but then I'm bailing out of Comics anyway, so what's the diff? Having the book ready and making an appearance was mainly a favor for bro Barry B., and otherwise, conventions are very tricky and expensive affairs, especially for exhibitors.


Anudder panel from the aforementioned masterpiece.

        I'm in the habit of giving other artists advice--it's well-known that we typically have great ideas for the OTHER guy should be doing--and have come to a nigh-inescapable conclusion: Comics rot the mind, especially if you're drawing them.
        I began to think of all the artists I know of, and tried to determine whether they improved over their careers, stayed at the same level, or deteriorated; I decided that mainly they tend to deteriorate, as the huge workloads preclude "rest periods" or training to improve skills.


Even more spooky Western thrills.

        The pattern seems to be, at least today, that the young artists practice and learn, mainly from how-to books and other artists, and then once they "break in" they never crack another book. God knows they sure don't have time to, what with six or eight panels a page for the rest of their lives.
        You could make a list with no end--I saw a cover by Mike Grell the other day, who I never liked (what's to like?) and though he was never really "good", he's a shadow of his former self; someone like Frank Brunner, a hopeless draftsman, has probably stayed the same--mediocre. Other guys who were once the darling stalwarts of Comics have long since lost their edge, like Berni Wrightson, for example.
        So, kids--unless you can develop a style so simple and anti-representational that Fantagraphics would jump at publishing it, do yourselves a favor and STAY AWAY FROM COMICS!




        June 5, 2005                 ~NO BOUNDARIES~                                                                                                                             


        I read a bit of a recent H.P. Lovecraft biography over the weekend, at least as much as I could while "on the throne" here at Camelot. Lovecraft is enjoying renewed popularity among the so-called "Goth", Fantasy, and "isn't the Dark wonderful" sets, which is a shame, because the man clearly had something to offer. It's just too bad people have to spoil things by getting so silly about it all.
        I'm also convinced that Lovecraft's depressive moods could, today, have been vastly improved through better diet and nutrition; the brain needs the proper chemical bath to function properly and happily, and this is also why I keep a good stock of unpasteurized beer in the fridge here at H.I.



The man of the moment, H.P. Lovecraft.

        A section of the aforementioned Biography reads as follows:

The universe is nothing but a furtive arrangement of elementary particles.
A figure in transition toward chaos. That is what will finally prevail. The
human race will disappear. Other races in turn will appear and disappear.
The skies will be glacial and empty, traversed by the feeble light of half-dead
stars. These too will disappear. Everything will disappear. And human actions
are as free and as stripped of meaning as the unfettered movement of the
elementary particles. Good, evil, morality, sentiments? Pure "Victorian fictions".
All that exists is egotism. Cold, intact and radiant.

        Does the thought of an empty, godless, impersonal Universe scare you? How about people who write with sentences that are too short and choppy, with an over-abundance of periods? The former doesn't, not to me, any more than waking up and seeing a landscape of sheets and blankets--it's simply the way things are, and to not accept it is at best childlike, and at worst, idiotic. The latter is just caving in to and at the same time reinforcing average people's amputated attention-spans.
        And naturally, imposing some sort of make-believe order on systems that don't even recognize us helps pass the time.

The luxuriant abode of the Supreme,
Cosmic, Fictitious Sugar-Daddy.

        Christians and some other dogmatists love to hold other "primitive" religious belief systems up to ridicule as being "simple superstition", while they cling to their very complex systems of superstitions. To quote my aged English uncle, it's all "about as believeable as Santa Claus". Will humanity ever grow up? Not bloody likely, although England and some other European countries have higher populations of brave and intelligent Atheists than anywhere else on Earth, including here.


Here's some dope's mental picture of the unknoweable
and the indescribable; what's yours?

        And, lest you imagine I'm preaching at you, my main point in all of this is about EGO; Lovecraft was right, it's the only thing in the Universe that's actually real to us, and the only way anyone ever leaves their mark for the Future, whether it's through art, science, music, or by men's civilisations themselves.
        The next time someone accuses you of being an ambitious egomaniac, you can rest easy in the knowledge that you're as fully alive as you can be.




        June 4, 2005                 ~FREELOADERS~                                                                                                                             


        I don't accept the use of the word "tirade", "diatribe" or other common and easy cliches trotted out any time anyone feels someone else's anger is "inappropriate", i.e., it affects their own personal comfort; how selfish can ya get?



Everywhere, all over the globe, and in Scandinavia too,
waves lap at or crash upon shorelines as they have for eons
and will continue to long after you and I are gone forever.

        I'll freely admit that most of the "anger" on this Weblog is manufactured--it's done for the same reason many other people "act-up" at public appearances, like Harlan Ellison being a big jackass at conventions, David Carradine being drunk and insulting to the public, or Billy Mumy being insulting while stone-cold sober, although I don't believe that Mumy can help it.
        What it is, kids, is SHOWBIZ, and it's someone bending over backwards to be entertaining in an effort to create interest so that his wife and children can be supported in the manner to which they've become accustomed, that is, eat regular meals. Now, do you feel cheated--or do you really want me to get mad?

Another nice painting from the ARC collection,
sent in to H.I. by my pal Al McLuckie.

        There is plenty in the World to be angry about, and plenty of ways to learn to channel one's own anger in ways that aren't self-defeating. People are admittedly going berserk in traffic all the time and blowing others' heads off, but that doesn't mean everyone with a legit beef is in the same class as a "road-rage"-infected wacko.
        You know and I know that you wouldn't be here if I wrote about nice flowers and the pleasant Summer sun, and I divulge the facts--that I am "angry" largely as part of an act.
        You wanna fight about it?




        June 3, 2005                 ~THE VORPAL BLADE~                                                                                                                             


        Finally, after major printer snafus (and then fixing them being a low priority) the second issue of "Scarlet Cascade", the immortal, immoral Vampire mag, is o-u-t OUT. Don't buy it, though--you'd hate it; it's full of great Art and flying wit, just like this Weblog, if you take out the Boris, Al Rio, Tom Phlegming, Newton Burcham and so on.
        In spite of several major setbacks and other travails, the last month has been good--I haven't heard anyone say "Elvis has left the building", or any variation of it. Legitimate "Funny" doesn't always stand up well to repetiton, but fake-funny certainly never does.



It's here, it's there, it's fucking $7.95.

        I like to poke around eBay in between doing these MYTHOS drawings that no one seems to want, and I've noticed something very interesting; the "Comic Art" section, right now, as of this writing, contains 2542 items; however, the REAL Art section has 191,087. Some days it's close to a quarter of a million.
        Oddly enough, many Comic Art people have never been to or even spheard of the regular, "normal" Art section, which dwarfs it by about 75 times.


It's what's for dinner.

        Above is a sketch I did for the MYTHOS mag illustrating the story of Tereus and Procne; the moral is that if you allow your son to rape women with impunity, then he may get served up to you when you're really expecting regular food, and in complete ignorance you'll really enjoy eating him.
        Then the old girl herself may show up with Junior's head and hands in tow, just to make her little feminine "point".
        I can sure indentify.




        June 2, 2005                 ~NO THANKS~                                                                                                                             


        Pumpin' out these here "logs" is getting a little wearisome, especially when A. I ain't particularly mad at anything (due to an inability to concentrate, due exhaustion, due to overwork), and B. I am getting tired of the constant, draining workload for no other reason than loads of prestigious "glory". I am deeply honored.
        Feedback's arriving about lots of past topics; Steve Rude is well-loved everywhere, unlike yours truly, but I still say he needs a change. God knows I do. Notice, I only capitalize "god" when it begins a sentence; that's an ordered mind for ya.



Clever cartooning from one-time Hoffman International
contributor Randy Mohr, a major talent with little drive and
no ambition to speak of. Can I say that, Randy? Ha ha!

        I confessed to a priest the other day (they're under every rock in Albuquerque) that I was an Atheist; he said "I admire people like you who have the courage to go it alone". I replied that as far as I was concerned, we're all alone whether we admit it or not. The guy was quite tolerant for a dogmatist, but that's all par today--whatever increases yer comfort level.
        More balabber (like palaver) about the ARC "Art Renewal Center" debate, and many folks confess like the sort of vacuous work displayed there; ya know, potato chips are okay too, but in moderation, and don't ever confuse them with actual nutritious food. A steady diet of content-less Art won't make you fat--except on the head.


A real Sphinx from Memphis (not Tennessee).

        Egyptians may have gotten the idea of Reincarnation from the cycles of flooding that replenished the soils around the Nile; there are a lot of artists out there that secretly believe the same thing, that they will get "another go" the next time around.
        I hate to pooper yer parties, pals, but ya only gets the one chance.




        June 1, 2005                 ~NOISY IN HERE~                                                                                                                             


        The reason the World's in such a quandary about almost anything you can name is, I am sure, because its institutions have grown far beyond any manageable size. Corporations and governments are out of control, and ya know, they like it like that. There is a good maxim that applies to almost anything you came name: "Small is better". That goes for families, nations, companies and so on. There was a good book many years ago called "Small is Beautiful" by E.F. Shumaker, which is where I lifted much of these ideas.
        Actually, any moron can see this stuff--you don't strictly need a book, although it helps.



The first Prez in space trepidatiously
heads out for a new frontier--Mars.

        So, as societal life becomes complex beyond average people's ability to work within it, problems snowball; our last "election" and its result are a good barometer of the trouble--people are so dislocated that half of them would vastly prefer a candidate they didn't have to think about, that they can accept on "blind faith". Well, they got one--actually, a whole mess of 'em.
        Treating Politics like Religion has distinct advantages for these megalomaniacs; just as you're not supposed to question religious dogma, it becomes convenient not to question decisions concerning policy. In fact, it's actually become blasphemous to do so.
        The modern method to address problems political is not to think them through, but simply to take a side and scream.

The hip sounds of today.