Hoffman's Dummy Dictionary
AMPHIBIAN: When someone isn't telling the truth.
ARMADA: took care of us when we was babies.
ARABIAN: When ya go maniac.
BANANA: When Ana can't come in.
BEEHIVE: Do as you're told in England.
CABBAGE: Junk people leave in taxis.
DIABOLICAL: Born with two bols.
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FARENHEIT: Why Chinkys are short.
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HULLABALOO: When the torpedo hits the ship.
HYACINTH: What the gang says to Cynthia.
JAMBALAYA: Someone who can't keep their stories straight.
LIQUIDY: Oral sex performed on a widow.
MASTODON: Ask Don about this one, girls.
MISANTHROPE: When you've lost yer thrope.
ORIGAMI: Sexual climax in Japan.
PAVILION: when yer dad's a bad guy.
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PROSELYTIZE: How ya get new proselytutes.
RATATOUILLE: When the machine gun shoots ya twice.
RHUBARB: When you're sorry ya caught the fish.
RUTABAGA: The way ya go to get to Baga.
SLUMGULLION: Someone who buys a crummy house.
SYCAMORE: When ya can't shake that cold.
TIMBUKTOO: When Tim's teeth stick out.
Hoffy's Patented Tongue Twisters
These must be said quickly and out loud!
THE OCHRE OGRE OGLED THE POKER
FRIAR TUCK'S FIRE TRUCK
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PARSE THE PARTIALLY PARCHED PARSLEY
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