NEW ORIGINALS PAGE
Don't wait to get
substantial discounts from our regular online prices! See
ORIGINALS
NEW MIKE HOFFMAN ART BOOK
Comin' soon, this big squarebound book collects a year's worth of Newspaper Girl drawings--
52 of 'em ta be exact!
NEW WORKS FOR SALE
They're panickin' over at eBay as the empire slides into the sea; sales are
way down, interest is way down, but corporate greed is still way up! We'll probably be
switching all our Original Art activity over to Heritage Auctions, but in the meantime,
you can still obey the corporate dictum and "Fuel your Passion" (HA!) for Hoffman art at EBAY .
The Night Run
HOFFMAN HOW-TO BOOK
No, it's not for beginners, but it wouldn't hurt 'em, either! If you're already a
bit proficient with yer drawing--like on a Yosemite Sam level--then we recommend ya grab one here at our eBay
STORE
or the regular website STORE.
PHASE 1 STORE RETURNS!
The only place on Earth to get copies of Captain Bluebush,
Robin Screwso and Rubber Disciple! To get there click
STORE! What
are you so scared of, anyway? Most people who actually read these books really dig 'em,
especially the tragicomic triumvirate of tales in Le Screwso. Try Island of
the Tiki Goddess, too--it won't bite!
NEW EROTIC ART VENUE
"Naughtybids.com" features sexually-themed art others fear to show,
and yours truly is staunchly there, unafraid and unrepressed! Just watch out for the ugly
stuff, because it's there, too. We list art as the mood--or boner--strikes us.
No kids under 18 allowed, please!
NEW HOFFMAN RESOURCE
Use the search feature below to extract info from Weblogs, Galleries
or any other pages on this site!
Check the "mikehoffman.com" box and give it a go!
HOFFMAN DAILY WORKLOG
A new feature that makes me tired just lookin' at it.
5/27
Weblog entry, shipping day, "Monsters HD" rough for "Ghosts",
website "Lynx" page revamped
5/28
Sign Art materials hunting trip, character art
designs for new comic line slated for 2009
5/29
"Franky's Fun Room" & "Airborne Skull Bat" Sign Art, mastering
new Arturo Bastard songs
5/30
"Monster Head Goblin" Sign Art, DIY video on Youtube, Weblog entry
5/31
Materials errands, Monsters HD "Ghosts" art created & animated,
naughtybids pieces "Backseat Girl" & "Bartop Girl", 3 Art Signs
listed in eBay store
6/01
Flea mkt materials quest, Underworld Library logo created, "Sunblast"
painting listed on eBay, U.L. Myspace page created, "Vampirella
Drinkie" watercolor and "Hulk" marker sketch posted on eBay
6/02
"Dolls" episode art layout created & submitted to "Monsters HD" channel,
Wrote music and created Art for U.L. promo spot; images drawn, scanned, colored
and readied for animation
6/03
"Minister Sinister" promo animation completed for Underworld Library
6/04
New Weblog entry, new footage and re-edit of "Minster Sinister" promo,
revised Monsters HD "Dolls" concept
6/05
Artwork for "Madame Tarantula" animation, UL Plotting
6/06
"Madame Tarantula" animation completed & posted on Youtube, new MT site launched at
myspace.com/madametarantula 6/08
Two drawings created for Italian "Comics for Africa" charity, Squid Girl clock art on eBay
6/09
Final "Dolls" art for Monsters HD, Shipping, Underworld Library clock art on eBay, new
sketchbooks on Myspace U.L. and Madame T. pages, first Sign Art piece sold on eBay,
"Sunblaster" Phase 2 painting sold
6/10
Recording studio Mac refurbishment, "Hip Troll" monster head illuminated wall hanging,
shipping
6/11
Monsters HD art, Underworld Library
6/12
Monsters HD art, Underworld Library
6/13
Monsters HD art, Arturo Bastard "Space Age" recording session
6/14
Painted "Mistress of the Tempest", Flea Market materials quest,
studio rearrange, began "Polar Princess"
6/15
Finished "Polar Princess", created "Frankenhed"
6/16
New Weblog, Monsters HD art
6/17
H.I. shipping, Monsters HD art, Sinister art on eBay 6/18
Monsters HD art, Sinister sketches at Myspace Underworld
Library, mastering song "Space Age"
6/19
Squid Girl Psychedelia painting, Tiki mask, hate mail, Mistress
of the Tempest auction end
6/20
Day of rest!
6/21
"Fire Lake Skater" painting
6/22
Blog, eBay guide, Monsters HD art
6/23
Blog, Monsters HD art, Sinister "Nite Run" illo
6/24
Myspace Blog, Monsters HD art, "Electric Frankenstein" comic
synopsis, "Ion Chair" painting
6/25
Monsters HD, U.L. art
6/26
Three P2 abstract paintings started
6/27
The art god rested at Swan Lake Gardens
6/28
Three P2 paintings completed, offered on site
6/29
Four paintings started, three "Monsters HD" layouts
6/30
Diabla painting, shipping
7/1
New Muse entry, Monsters HD art
7/2
Monsters HD art
7/3
Recording session
7/4
Recording session, UL
7/5
Recording session, Monsters HD art
7/6
Recording session, Monsters HD art, 3 UL drawings
OH, FER SHAME!
A single, solitary $50 donation has kept this site's
content free for all you other stingy freeloaders, at least for a while. But, it's not too late
to redeem yourselves--I'm working all the time to entertain you, so how about giving something back
fer once?
UNDERWORLD LIBRARY SIGNUP
One of our other promo venues for the U.L. project is a Myspace page, it's
free, and there's new material--like the sketchbook below--going up alla time! So SIGN UP
with Myspace to become a subscriber and get automatic image updates!
myspace.com/underworldlibrary
UNDERWORLD LIBRARY TEASER
Madame Tarantula blasts away in this rippingly keen short feature, a mere
taste of things to come from U.L.!
MORE MONSTER MANIA
Getcher swell wall-mountable MONSTER HEADS in our eBay store
while they're still available! They're big, beautiful works of Art that
ain't just for Halloween! To view the current beastly brood just click
EBAY ...
COMING 'ROUND THE MOUNTAIN...
A giant re-release of our original Con-style Ink Art book with loads
of fresh new material added!
COLOR MY WORLD
Watch the Italian Pied Piper ride a Merry-go-Round and generally act the fool
for your entertainment! Don't know what to make of The Bastard? Don't worry,
you're not alone---but the women understand, oh yes... It's a new psychedelic
video trip from my vain, self-absorbed, strutting-yet-mega-talented ultra-ego!
NEW ART PRINTS
They're going at a good clip, and that's
because they look good, smell good and taste great! There's a whole
series of 'em at our big eBay
STORE, which at last count featured over 80 immaculate Hoffman
items! Did we mention they're all SIGNED too?
PHASE ONE GALLERY REOPENS
By unpopular demand--i.e., one guy asked about 'em--this site's original
galleries are BACK! It sorta makes me feel tired just to look at it all, but there's some
okay ones mixed in there anyway. Click that pic Skullseeker below to visit!
NEW HOFFMAN EMAIL LIST
Join the slowly swelling crowd and sign up for instant updates, News, and subscriber-only special offers!
No, we don't overuse it, but when we DO a mailing it's usually something monumental you might not want to miss!
And LO--there's something new stirring even now!
Do it now, dude--
SUBSCRIBE!
FROM ITALY TO YOU...
Are you brave enough to visit the Arturo Bastard
Myspace page? Thousands have, with little appreciable loss of sensibility.
Not so you could tell, anyway!
LINKS OF THE WEEK
We'll be swapping these out every week or so, or
you can just visit our regular Links page and wallow!
MICHELE BASTA
A "Blue Dragoneer" from Albuquerque, New Mexico, Michele's strange and
fanciful works reach a hidden place in the psyche. Impressive,
mythic and and otherwordly!
The HAUNTED STUDIO...
...of Lewis Barrett Lehrman is an eerie eyrie indeedy, bursting at the stitches
with his special brand of in-demand Spooky Artworks featuring Haunted Houses like yours!
HENRY CLEWS
We first became familiar with Clews' work via his bizarre sculpture
at South Carolina's little-known and edenic BrookGreen Gardens, but
you can find much more online!
ANDY VIRGIL
A magazine illustrator from the Golden Age, we recently discovered
Mister Virgil's works and now want a similarly touching eulogy site when we toddle off the coil!
EVEN MORE MONSTER MANIA...
My God--in all of Human Civilization, why had no one ever thought of them before now?
They're here-- ILLUMINATED MONSTER HEAD WALL HANGINGS, BRO!!! Is there really no end to Hoffy's brilliance?
Of course not! Scope 'em out--if there's any left--on
EBAY
